An older man

The stories that some of these idiots come up with are really quite something.

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Why has this happened?

You really have to wonder what goes through their heads sometimes.

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Or batshit crazy posts like this one!

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I am neither

I guess he means those other homosexuals.

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Yeah, nice try there buddy

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