Came across the following on Reddit:
You’ll never guess what happened to our friend:
Tears, indeed.
(Thanks, Layla!)
You might have better luck if you bothered to properly write your posts.
(Thanks, Atom Bomb!)
As xXGriMnEviLXx rightly pointed out in his submission, the mother should be more concerned about her son’s terrible diction.
(Thanks, xXGriMnEviLXx)