Wonder how the president of the company would feel

I think he would feel that you’re an idiot for acting so indignant after being caught for an infraction.

(Thanks, Choco!)

Unfarely

Mr. and Mrs. Modz were very disappointed in their son that day.

The apparent reason

You know, it never fails to astound me how stupid people are.

Deus Ex Machinima

You’re not that special, Al.

You can’t even spell “awesome” correctly, you “tool” gamer.

(Thanks to Ronnie and Kais!)

Don’t poke the bear

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(Thanks, Matthew!)