Charming

I get the following email from “Sophie”:

The motherfuckers at Microsoft banned me. BUT WHY???????????????????????????????????????????? IT WASN’T POSTED ON THE FORUMS, THE SCREENSHOT OF EMAIL INCLOSED.

Huh, wonder why they were banned…

Oh.

Watch out, we got a badass over here

Came across the following on Reddit:

You’ll never guess what happened to our friend:

Tears, indeed.

Sour grapes

(Thanks, Layla!)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Or batshit crazy posts like this one!

(Thanks, Rebecca!)

I am neither

I guess he means those other homosexuals.

(Thanks, Alastair!)