Gotta love the whimpering attempt at being haughty after trying to pin it on his friend.
(Thanks, sluggo!)
You can just imagine this idiocy being spewed verbally over the phone to some poor customer service rep.
(Thanks, Bradley!)
Too bad he’s not as smart as he is polite.
Yeah, you sure did!
(Thanks, Gary!)
The punchlines write themselves.
(Thanks, RJ!)