Steel yourself

You can just imagine this idiocy being spewed verbally over the phone to some poor customer service rep.

(Thanks, Bradley!)

Too good

He’s not very good at trying to appear innocent.

(Thanks, Boochen!)

I wasn’t glitching

I’d be pissed if my brother snitched on me like that.

(Thanks, Flynn!)

Winning

At being a complete moron, that is!

(Thanks to Jason and Troy!)

Caps never won a case

I was hoping for a reply from the XBLPET before today. Enjoy college, moron!

(Thank you to everyone that sent this one in!)